You can't answer "Yes"

  • Cousin: am to gd at school

  • Me: As in the curriculum or behaviour?

  • Cousin: aye

  • Me: Can't reply yes to a question with two or more answers... Doesn't make sense.

  • Cousin: how na

  • Cousin: okdockie

  • Me: So... Curriculum or behavior?

  • Cousin: eh?

  • Me: Are you good at school work or are you well behaved? Is essentially what I'm asking.

  • Cousin: am aright in same classes and in others noo

Cam Bots, ANNOYING!

  • Greg: hi...?

  • Naomi: hey, Age/Sex/Location?

  • Greg: boo

  • Naomi: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol

  • Greg: who's your favourite telly tubby?

  • Naomi: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

  • Greg: mine's Lala

  • Naomi: I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE

  • Greg: yeah, i suppose Tinkie Winkie is slightly camp

  • Greg: what was the hoovers name?

  • Naomi: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?